Hello, Mirrored-Faced Godmaker!
You finally made it!
Welcome to the I Have A Gift For You welcome page.
This is so exiting!
I assume it took you so long to log here because of my colleague the-rececptionist/.
I'm sorry for that, but security is crucial.
Oh how rude of me, I almost forgot to introduce myself.
My name is the-gift-keeper/.
My only purpose in this world is to give you a gift.
It's such a nice meaning of life since you are the one who gets the gift!
To claim it, just click the button below.
the-gift-keeper/ shutting down.