... okay. first, tell me a little about yourself. oh, and i have a friendly tip for u. don't try to fool me. *smirk* now describe who you are, just briefly.

i'm the creator of the worlds and their gods, the tunes by which they are worshipped, and the fate that befalls them
i am the mighty pyrate captayn, the one and only great chalome, who travels land, sea and space as well
huh, who are these guys above, i'm just ordinary person
i'm just a poor boi, nobody loves me