... Hello, Unexplainably-Handsome IT Guy! You finally made it to the-secret/! Welcome to the I Have A Gift For yoU welcome page. This is so exiting! I assume it took you so long to log here because of my colleague the-rececptionist/. I'm sorry for that, but security is crucial. Oh how rude of me, I almost forgot to introduce myself. My name is the-gift-keeper/. My only purpose in this world is to give you a gift. It's such a nice meaning of life since you are the one who gets the gift! To claim it, just click the button below. Enjoy! the-gift-keeper/ out.