welcome to the IHAGFU welcome page.
boring, isn't it?
u may wonder, who am i and WTH is IHAGFU.
well, no wonder u don't know.
it's supposed to be secret after all.
for now, u can call me the-receptionist/, but don't call me if u don't need my help.
let me assure u first that u are here to obtain the access key to the-secret/
i need u to answer few questions.
nothing special, just a routine process to make sure u are the right person.
better be right person.
type i-am-prepared/ if it's true.