... hi. welcome to the IHAGFU welcome page. boring, isn't it? u may wonder, who am i and WTH is IHAGFU. well, no wonder u don't know. it's supposed to be secret after all. for now, u can call me the-receptionist/, but don't call me if u don't need my help. let me assure u first that u are here to obtain the access key to the-secret/ right? ... anyway. i need u to answer few questions. nothing special, just a routine process to make sure u are the right person. and... better be right person. *ehm ehm* let's begin. type i-am-prepared/ if it's true.